Tricky Ricky McLeod
Ricky's
Joke Chart
Below are the top ten jokes submitted to Ricky. These are not in order and the judges still picked some of Ricky's so please submit more using the link below and the list will be updated as new and better jokes are received.
Email:- Jokes@TrickyRicky.com
Q. What did the pencil say to the rubber?A. Bring me to your ruler! Declan Smith aged 8
Knock Knock.
Q: Who's there?
A: Alex.
Q: Alex who?
A: Alex plain later if you let me in. Alex McGregor Aged 7
Q; Did
you hear about the magic tractor?
A.
It turned into a field Colin
Robb (5+)
Q: What
do you get from two robbers?
A: A
pair of knickers!!
Jack Thomson (6)
Q.
Which birds are religious ?
A.
Birds of prey. Hazel McIntosh (7)
Q. What
do you find in the middle of india ?
A. The
letter D Lisa Duff (8)
Q. Why
can't a bike stand up by itself ?
A.
Because it's two tyred. Nathan Boyle (5)
Q.
Which part of a clock is always old ?
A. The
second hand. Sarah Brownly (8)
Q. What
did the fish say when he swam into a wall ?
A. DAM
!! Colin
Livingstone (11)
Q. What
did the big sausage say to the little sausage ?
A. You
are the weakest link goodbye !!!
Jessica Claire-Love (6)